Tuesday, October 25, 2005
5:49 PM
todae quite fun lahz.. 1st period a.maths.. 1st thing cum to our kls jiu tell us dat dere are 3 rules dat we muz observe.. 1st is no plaeing of card games, 2nd is no plaeing of handphones and 3rd is we muz all sit in our own places.. (we all were haveing a small gambling den in our kls at dat time..) den went tru de a.maths paper1.. tot is paper2.. so stared at my paper 2 for bout 3 or 4 qns den found it wierd.. (slow reaction) told us tml muz cum and we wld thank on thursday.. 1st reaction wad will u do?? confirm is ask y de ritez?? so de whole kls begun asking y in a harmonious tone.. wahaha..
reaching 8.30, a guy came in.. COACH jason.. our kls de av person angkush not here.. den ms premela so GD, helped him to set up.. hahaz.. 1st thing he told was not to call him cher or teacher throughout de whole duration.. 2nd thing was to tell us how interesting our a.maths teacher are.. hahaz.. den de 3rd thing, he told us was dat he came frm a quite a gd skl in de east.. and deir whole kls failed deir maths frm sec 1 to sec 2.. (regardless of exams or kls tests..)den as a result, dey was goin to be retained but de skl couldn't retain a whole kls so dey were all promoted.. funi lorz.. imagine 1 whole kls failing maths.. den during sec 3, de whole kls agreed to fail deir maths.. dis changed onli in sec 4.. when dey had a vry gd teacher hu came in everyday and told dem dey are de best.. buden u tink dey cared?? of cuz not.. got 1 cheeky klsmate of his stood up and scolded SIAOZ while pointing at him.. de teacher thus went out of de klsroom.. dis lasted for a week and den finali de teacher exploded.. tink scolded him or smth.. den began lecturing de kls..
a test was given.. and den, nobodi passed.. de nxt dae, de teacher came in with de stack of test papers howled at dem, " dis is not wad u are supposed to be getting!!" and tore de papers by de whole stack.. de nxt thing he did was quite dramatic lahz.. he threw de pieces of paper into de air.. a girl cried.. den he saed dat dere wld be a re-test tml.. u noe how mani pll passed de test?? we were guessing like 20.. i even guessed whole kls.. onli de girl hu cried passed.. den de person sitting ard de girl passed de nxt test.. finalli de whole kls got distinctions for deir o'lvl..
amazing ritez?? den he went to introdue DISC le.. saed our kls was vry elongated.. in de end, we pushed our tables to de extreme sides and sit on our chairs in de middle.. kip trying to guess wad our high "D/I/S/C" were.. me, soh chen, esther and shelby were sitting in a row.. den he saed de 4 of us shld be high "I"s ppl.. he reali guessed correctly lorz.. saed we kept toking.. hahaz.. i tot a lot of ppl wld be high I.. den turn out to be onli 10++ percentage onli.. den alex lim minus wrongly.. shld be row 1 - row 2.. he did de opp.. row 2 - row 1.. cuz de instructions were subtract row 2 frm row 1.. funi guy..
told us how to co-operate with de 4 D/I/S/C to push dates of tests foward.. 1st,
D protests.. 2nd,
I agrees with
D by voicing it out.. e.g, juz sae "yahz lorz yahz lorz".. forget wad
S shld do liaoz.. paisehz..) den lastly,
C shld tell de teacher den we hve onli how mani daes and we nid to studi how mani chapters so on and so forth.. like dis, de teacher will postpone.. wahaha.. den toopid lorz.. while he told us dis, ms chong was at de bck.. wu liaoz.. den cnt use it for e.maths liaoz..
oso told us bout dating..
D 's way to approach a girl wld be to call her up, tell her he like her and to meet him at de scheduled date and time..
I's way approach wld be to call her up, tok bout de skies, de weather and alot of bo liaoz de things den finali asked her whether she mind to go out wif him..
S's approach is to ask fren to help him ask..
C wld be to set a time-table of wad time to go to wad place b4 asking a girl to go out.. saed dat high
S de wld be easily contented.. so juz by taking de girl to a beach and watch stars, she wld be contented.. den he told de girls how to counter dis.. give him a slap and dump him.. wahaha.. lolz..
aft dis ended, was loads and loads of free time.. duno y oso.. like all de sec3's teachers all went missing in action.. den, de mini-gambling den appeared agn.. wahaha.. dere were 4 sets of poker cards.. so 4 grps of ppl were plaeing.. our grp plaed until sianzed liaoz.. so, we plaed murderer instead.. used poker cards to replace paper.. vry luan at 1st.. duno which card is detective and which card is murderer.. i took de detective card and tot i was murderer.. and i killed 2 person even b4 de real murderer went killing.. wahaha.. left b4 de bell rung.. funi dae..
the stars left no glow;--*